BUZZ BUZZ Once There Was...

I am glad that the government doesn't dictate the number of socks that people own. I would hate to be out in the middle of a field in the winter with just one sock. I don't think that they would give you one sock, but if you lose one you are screwed. Maybe they would give you one pair a day, or maybe one a week. They might even give you eight pairs a week just in case you got one wet. If I had a choice to go around with one sock or two, I would choose two. I don't like for my toes to be seen in public. If I had to choose one toe to show the world, it would definitely be my nubbie toe. People like to show off their toes. There is some kind of hidden obsession there. I don't know why there is so much talk of toes these days. If we all made a pact not to talk about toes, then this whole problem would be solved. Toe-phobia, or Nubaphobia as it is more commonly known, is the leading cause of heart disease in Germany. The Germans tend to walk around in the lilac bushes without their shoes on, just like in the SOUND OF MUSIC. By doing this, the lilac juice gets built up in their toenails, and gets absorbed into the bloodstream, and viola! HEART DISEASE.