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posted by [personal profile] kyabetsu at 01:33pm on 04/11/2007 under , , ,

The Roman Church, according to legend, stipulated that anyone elected Pope should prove that his genitalia were intact. To this end a special chair was fashioned that had a horseshoe-shaped seat. The Pope to be would sit on the seat and the cardinals would pass by, checking the papal procession and proclaiming: ‘testiculos habet et bene pendentes’. A loose translation being: ‘testicles he has and well-hung ones’.

It is unclear when the custom first begun. The reason for its initiation is that according to the Law of Moses eunuchs could not enter into the sanctuary. Leviticus considered castrated animals and humans as unworthy of the sacrifice, both in a literal and a religious sense.

Richard Riddle
New Barnet, UK




Behold. The High Seat of Papal Gentalial Display!

The Colony Magistrate Says : laughing.
Mood in the Settlement: 'FREAKY' FREAKY
location: werk. Still.
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posted by [identity profile] cynlee.livejournal.com at 07:46pm on 04/11/2007
I swear I've heard this before, but for the life of me I can't understand why I would forget such a revelation.

I just LOVE history!
 
posted by [identity profile] skeletoncrew.livejournal.com at 08:04pm on 04/11/2007
I was actually reading about this the other day in "The Porcelain God." Legend has it that there was once a woman masquerading as a man who was made pope. Look up "Pope Joan" for info. In the version I read about the chair the smallest member of the church would crouch under the stool and touch the pope to remind him that he is mortal...though really it was a nut check.

History is so entertaining.
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posted by [personal profile] theemdash at 08:24pm on 04/11/2007
Is it just me or does that sound like the start of some kinky fanfic?
 
posted by [identity profile] xerahanadu.livejournal.com at 08:36pm on 04/11/2007
The Papal Bull.
More than the Vienna Boys' Choir could Handle.
 
posted by [identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com at 08:47pm on 04/11/2007
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posted by [personal profile] theemdash at 10:14pm on 04/11/2007
. . .

*blinks*

AHAHAHAHHAHA!
 
posted by [identity profile] greenwillow27.livejournal.com at 08:25pm on 04/11/2007
::blink::

More evidence that the human race is insane.

I mean, seriously--we're all out here just *flailing* without a guideline of any kind (and those we do have are open to the interpretation of any passing clown)

o_0))
We're all just making it up as we go.
 
posted by [identity profile] xerahanadu.livejournal.com at 08:42pm on 04/11/2007
Rufus from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure said it best.

"Be Excellent to Each Other."
 
posted by [identity profile] greenwillow27.livejournal.com at 08:55pm on 04/11/2007
That would be the surfer's version of the Golden Rule, huh? Well, that's a keeper. =oD


< sarcasm >
(But hey, there's nothing patriarchal about the Church! Man, wotta bunch of whiny feminazis complaining about so-called anthrocentric and gynophobic churches. Bah-- humbug!)</ sarcasm >
 
posted by [identity profile] blueeyeassassin.livejournal.com at 09:18pm on 04/11/2007
....I think I need to go lie down now. And perhaps contemplate what the HELL The church thinks it is doing. Since apparently priorities just aren't straight across the board...wow there's a bad pun there...
 
posted by [identity profile] reasonabledist.livejournal.com at 12:12am on 05/11/2007
But that's just...it's a...do they really...?

(gives up and just blinks in astonishment, too amazed to even shake head at it all)

We really are the strangest creatures on this planet, aren't we?
 
posted by [identity profile] cynlee.livejournal.com at 12:33am on 05/11/2007
One does wonder if they still do this.... *ponders sending inquiry email to Vatican....*


Anyway, ‘Testiculos habet et bene pendentes.' would look awesome on a T-shirt!

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