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lemme start this by saying that i don't WANT my cat dead. I'm very grateuful that she's NOT dead.
I'm just significantly confused as to how she has avoided the BIG SLEEP.
Yzma.
the one with the tiny head.
the one that showed up on my front step with a rubber band hanging out of her ass.
the one that eats corks.
the one that eats the dirt and woodchips out of potted plants.
the one that eats steel wool.
the one that eats sponges.
the one that eats the plasti-foam blades off my aunt's fan/spray bottle.
She got outside today. And while i was out in the RAIN trying to coax her out from under the neighbor's car, she started licking the car's under-carriage.
Let's add "motor oil & asphalt-mud-mix" to the list of things that my cat will eat.
It's like i've got a little goat with claws.
I'm just significantly confused as to how she has avoided the BIG SLEEP.
Yzma.
the one with the tiny head.
the one that showed up on my front step with a rubber band hanging out of her ass.
the one that eats corks.
the one that eats the dirt and woodchips out of potted plants.
the one that eats steel wool.
the one that eats sponges.
the one that eats the plasti-foam blades off my aunt's fan/spray bottle.
She got outside today. And while i was out in the RAIN trying to coax her out from under the neighbor's car, she started licking the car's under-carriage.
Let's add "motor oil & asphalt-mud-mix" to the list of things that my cat will eat.
It's like i've got a little goat with claws.
glad kitty's not dead.
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They've got nothing on Yzma though.
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She's lucky to have found such a good home, the poor little thing.
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...and i know it's not nuclear-kitty-chewing-fission b/c she still EATS normally and i've never had to replace her uranium-238 fuel rods.
yes. poor STUPID fuzzy kitty.
*loves on her b/c that's all you can do with a cat that dumb.*