Why isn't my cat dead?

[kyabetsu]

lemme start this by saying that i don't WANT my cat dead. I'm very grateuful that she's NOT dead.

I'm just significantly confused as to how she has avoided the BIG SLEEP.


Yzma.

the one with the tiny head.
the one that showed up on my front step with a rubber band hanging out of her ass.
the one that eats corks.
the one that eats the dirt and woodchips out of potted plants.
the one that eats steel wool.
the one that eats sponges.
the one that eats the plasti-foam blades off my aunt's fan/spray bottle.

She got outside today. And while i was out in the RAIN trying to coax her out from under the neighbor's car, she started licking the car's under-carriage.

Let's add "motor oil & asphalt-mud-mix" to the list of things that my cat will eat.



It's like i've got a little goat with claws.

Comments

[hyrina.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Your cat's a little bit insane, there. :P

[xerahanadu.livejournal.com]

retarded. i really think she's mental. her head is FAR too tiny for her body for her brain to be the right size.

[hyrina.livejournal.com]

Poor kitty. :(

[skeletoncrew.livejournal.com]

Mom's cats have a thing for platic bags. They'll just lick 'em and lick 'em given the chance.

They've got nothing on Yzma though.

[xerahanadu.livejournal.com]

yeah, my friend carmen's cats will lick plastic bags for hours given the chance. Yzma... she's ... a short-bus cat.

[kinectra.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming that by eat, you do indeed mean swallow opposed to just chew fiercely. O.o It is very fortunate that she hasn't run into some major problems.

She's lucky to have found such a good home, the poor little thing.

[xerahanadu.livejournal.com]

chewing fiercely may have been the start, but there's never as much of the object LEFT as there was when she started. So, provided that my cat cannot violate the laws of conservation of matter OR convert matter directly into energy a la nuclear-kitty-chewing-fission, she's eating it.

...and i know it's not nuclear-kitty-chewing-fission b/c she still EATS normally and i've never had to replace her uranium-238 fuel rods.



yes. poor STUPID fuzzy kitty.
*loves on her b/c that's all you can do with a cat that dumb.*